Muskogee Daily Phoenix, Oklahoma, January 12, 1936
Official Post of Massachusetts
automatic sliding doors are so butch. i am charmed and romanced by the experience of them every time. it just senses my presence and opens up..... like wow i am really being taken care of rn 😳
automatic sliding doors see me in the grocery store with my silly little femme outfit on and say do you need any help with those groceries princess 💪😉
femmes are getting it where we can in these trying times
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it didn’t explode lmao. putting this in the kiln felt like I was tempting the kiln gods to bring disaster, but the firing went great
was watching my sister's boyfriend play jedi survivor the other day when he fucked up a jump during a fight, and i became delighted imagining the POV of a stormtrooper that encounters a jedi and watches as they tear through his entire squad with ease before running directly past him and jumping off a cliff to their death. like, what do you do after that. you gotta just say fuck it and go home
you literally Cannot make a post about getting creampied and bred on here (holy, righteous, for lesbians) without a cis man replying like "That's right princess: I am going to SQUIRT so much of my GOOP in you until u're can't remember what a period is, because you are so fucking pregnant. like a bitch 💦💦💦💦. 42m"
It’s so funny to me, poking around through tumblr and seeing how queer people will write out these intense and artfully erotic or thrillingly direct and filthy prose pieces on desire and humanity and the body, or they’ll be in the comments and reblogs with flirtiness and vulnerability or reflectiveness or keysmashing.
And then you come across a post from a straight dude and they have this energy
