how wake up

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is this still funny or
FUCKING CRYING OKAY
-dies-
((GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID.))
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
in all seriousness i always wonder on these shows why self-defense isn’t more people’s reaction. because it would be mine.
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINWHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG
WHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG
Reversed cotton candy eating.
i have a new favorite gif
shake what yo mamma gave ya
Jezebel article + comment from a pokemon enthusiast