And while I’m at it I can’t comprehend why we can’t wear jeans to work when we only work on the phone… or why people can draw and do homework and read at their desks, but electronic devices aren’t technically allowed? One is just as distracting as the other, and all are just as simply put down/aside when a call comes through.
Such a joke.
I’m severely offended by the block on Facebook and Twitter on my work’s WiFi. It’s not like the building or surrounding area gets cell service, or like any of our computers can go online. So congratulations on your morale-fucking, you corporate pieces of shit, I love being forbidden access to the outside world for the entire duration of my workday, breaks included.
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Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.